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Gas your dog up......
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07/17/21 01:37 AM
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Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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07/17/21 02:17 AM
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An oldie but a goodie. Haven't heard that one in years.
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/17/21 03:35 AM
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/17/21 11:22 AM
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/17/21 12:30 PM
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Nyuk, nyuk.......
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/17/21 02:13 PM
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/17/21 05:12 PM
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07/17/21 06:59 PM
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/18/21 01:51 AM
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I am a lover of dogs myself. seeing the context of the joke, may not be wise to post that on this particular thread....
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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07/19/21 01:51 PM
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Re: Gas your dog up......
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07/19/21 02:28 PM
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I am a lover of dogs myself. So your pushing Belle home ?.
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07/19/21 03:19 PM
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I am a lover of dogs myself. So your pushing Belle home ?.
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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