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Let's See If I Got This Right #8315084 07/07/21 11:08 PM
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS OF HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS [INTO] THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET …….
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

Re: Let's See If I Got This Right [Re: fishdfly] #8315092 07/07/21 11:14 PM
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And win the lottery. cheers


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Re: Let's See If I Got This Right [Re: fishdfly] #8315164 07/08/21 12:47 AM
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No Bill, when they get here, they ALREADY won the lottery!!!

Re: Let's See If I Got This Right [Re: fishdfly] #8315384 07/08/21 12:38 PM
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Re: Let's See If I Got This Right [Re: fishdfly] #8315827 07/08/21 08:40 PM
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Plus a lonestar card and a free cell phone.


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Re: Let's See If I Got This Right [Re: fishdfly] #8315859 07/08/21 09:16 PM
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Why is this under Tall Tales and Yarns category? confused2

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Re: Let's See If I Got This Right [Re: fishdfly] #8316787 07/09/21 10:55 PM
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its sad but funny


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