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A cowboy goes to heaven #8296810 06/16/21 11:46 PM
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the {censored} out of all of you!

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


'Couple of minutes ago.'

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I have been a cowboy and rancher most all of my life and this mentality just fits perfectly.

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