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The President's two hogs
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06/12/21 08:32 PM
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redhaze
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Last Tuesday President Biden got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away *Marine* guard snapped to attention and saluted, "Nice Pigs, Sir".
The President replied indignantly, "These are not Pigs.
These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Kamala Harris and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
The squared-away Marine guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir.".
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/12/21 08:54 PM
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Good one
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/12/21 09:30 PM
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TCM3
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Last Tuesday President Biden got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away *Marine* guard snapped to attention and saluted, "Nice Pigs, Sir".
The President replied indignantly, "These are not Pigs.
These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Kamala Harris and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
The squared-away Marine guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir.".
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/13/21 08:12 PM
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Biscuit
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/13/21 09:53 PM
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bill oxner
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Guess I will not be a Razorback fan much longer.
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/14/21 02:03 AM
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22Mules
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Good one! Rodney Dangerfield himself would be impressed, and steal it too!
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/14/21 02:29 AM
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pkhunter624
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/14/21 09:35 PM
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/15/21 12:02 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/24/21 11:55 PM
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colt45-90
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: The President's two hogs
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06/26/21 05:26 PM
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John2
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They probably look better than both those women too.
Not all those that wander are lost..
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Re: The President's two hogs
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07/07/21 04:22 AM
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10pointers
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