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A cowboy and the theater #8285320 06/05/21 03:53 AM
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A usher noticed a cowboy laying across 3 seats in the theater, walked over to him and gently nudged him,"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please sit up and use only 1 seat". No reply from the cowboy. The usher went and got his manager.
"Sir, im afraid im going to have to ask you to leave, or else i will call the law". This time the cowboy just mumbled.
A few minutes later a deputy sheriff arrived," Sir, would you please tell me your name?" "Fred" moaned the cowboy.
"Where are you from,Fred?" Inquired the deputy.

Fred moaned out his reply once again.
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