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Wisdom #8257916 05/05/21 08:19 PM
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Things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth.

The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules:

SIMPLE TRUTH 1:

Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2:

When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congratulations."
But none go up to the man, touch his manhood and say, "Good Job."
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money can't buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the [censored]'s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

BONUS RULES:

1. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

2. I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

3. Also, all politicians should serve only two terms -- one in office and one in prison.

This was a public service announcement.


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_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________

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Re: Wisdom [Re: dogcatcher] #8258006 05/05/21 09:53 PM
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That’s some great advice

Re: Wisdom [Re: dogcatcher] #8258086 05/05/21 10:44 PM
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Wisdom [Re: dogcatcher] #8258534 05/06/21 01:46 PM
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Re: Wisdom [Re: dogcatcher] #8259526 05/07/21 03:58 PM
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Re: Wisdom [Re: dogcatcher] #8259536 05/07/21 04:17 PM
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Number 5 for me.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Re: Wisdom [Re: dogcatcher] #8259552 05/07/21 04:40 PM
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#3...Yep...


Originally Posted by cody
I've never been a fan of having something on fire in my pocket.
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#5 & #3 is so true.


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You can please some of the people all of the time you can please all of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Good advice!


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