Told my wife her meatloaf was good, but to get the recipe from my mother and ask her how she cooks it. That was in 1986....I still hear about it.

When first married in 1976 told my wife her Tacos were good but not how my mother made them. She said " Have your mom make my tacos and not her."
I shut up and learned a lesson quick. That was 45 years ago.

Sold my first truck.

Sold our first boat.

Not bought my uncles one owner 65 chevy.

My brother was stupid enough to say similar to his wife regarding chicken and dumplings. Her grandmother was Czech and made dumplings from scratch. Mom made them with Bisquick.

I've said many stupid things to my wife. (Make that wives. ) All of us have, even if some can't admit they've ever made mistake...in anything.

Too many things to mention, and some too painful. So I’ll just read yours...

Stopping at the horse races on the way home from playing golf and drinking beer with some buddies on Valentine's day when I was supposed to be home having V-day dinner with my new bride, then covering it up with a good excuse, then accidentally blowing myself in a few weeks later and getting busted. Should have been happy drinking beer and playing golf on Valentine's, but I got greedy and went for the trifecta.....pun intended

Still hearing about it 20 some odd years later.

Not wearing a mask when I should have.
Years of putting out lime and cement breathing the dust.
Not good!

Told my wife her meatloaf was good, but to get the recipe from my mother and ask her how she cooks it. That was in 1986....I still hear about it.

I'll keep, my regrets to myself..........................
You wouldn't believe me, anyway...............................