I thought every guy that lives in the country pees out side

Wait till she finds out you pee in the shower.

When we were kids, if you caught your buddy asleep, you could put his hand in a pitcher of warm water and he’d pee all over himself.

for pee'n outside. Why pee inside when you can pee outside? There are all kinds of benefits to pee'n outside, you don't waste water flushing, fee water for your foundation, give back to mother nature, fresh air, bond with your dog...

I stay in trouble over peeing. When we first got married, I was peeing in the back yard by the shed like most of us do. Sheri should let her little dog out and it would roll in it. Didn’t take long for her to figure out what was going on. I really got in trouble for that.

I have learned when we are at our house in town it’s best to drink beer in the garage and pee in a beer bottle, I’ve got pretty good at too.

At the place in the country at Sam Rayburn, I pee anywhere I want to.

A guy can get in a lot of trouble when it comes to taking a leak.

All womens know we do it.

My wife gripes about it also. Our closest neighbor is 1/4 mile away.

I think she's just jealous.

Is this said neighbor still your favorite in-law? If so I figured you would have trained your dog to crap on their porch.

I was catching some fish today on some offshore structure and a ski boat kept coming by way too close pulling their daughter on a wakeboard several times. I whipped it out to pee and they found new water to wakeboard on. That’s the only thing to do. If it were a man wakeboarding I’d have slung a 1OZ Carolina Rig at his teeth. That’s how close they were.

I pee outside and in the shower. My shower has center drain and I hit the drain. It all goes to the same place. My ex never bitched about me peeing outside but my brother did when I lived with him for a while during my divorce.

It should get some lurkers off of the bench. Literally.