See I'm not the only one to bond with me dog like this. And, and my dog is a girl, so it is not just a guy thing.

When my wife gets mad over little BS like that I ignore her. If she keeps it up just tell her you would feel more comfortable going inside if she’d hold it for you..

Nothing much more satisfying than soaking a fire ant mound on my ranch.

If you are not first you are last.


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Just piss on it!

I use the facilities outside all the time, I much prefer the fresh air over a bathroom.

I pee outside, but don’t pee uphill any more.

Or into the wind.

Mine too - but I don’t go just anywhere and waste it....If she had any idea why her flowers & shrubs are so vigorous & healthy...

I just pee’d. Outside.

Urinate is French for pee, you know.

I wouldn’t live in a place where I couldn’t pee off the back porch.

Always outside for me except after going to bed. Usually once or twice during the night inside. We live in a very remote area. Nearest neighbor is 3/4 mile away.
Wife has never said a word about the outside peeing.

Beats the snot out of Enuresis.

i have a P-patch ...

I would love to be able to say that

I thought every guy that lives in the country pees out side

My wife didn’t get mad about it, but she didn’t understand it. I told her that her dad and brother most definitely peed outside. She didn’t believe me, but I was right.

She doesn’t care anymore. The back door is closer to the bathroom when I’m in the den, so I just let it rip off the back porch. Saves time, water and feels manly.

Y'all ever thought that they might just be jelous,

Someone peed in my warm spot. Gave me the pee shivers.

I stay in trouble over peeing. When we first got married, I was peeing in the back yard by the shed like most of us do. Sheri should let her little dog out and it would roll in it. Didn’t take long for her to figure out what was going on. I really got in trouble for that.

I have learned when we are at our house in town it’s best to drink beer in the garage and pee in a beer bottle, I’ve got pretty good at too.

At the place in the country at Sam Rayburn, I pee anywhere I want to.

A guy can get in a lot of trouble when it comes to taking a leak.

I normally pee in the back yard. I pee in the front yard after drinking too much

Funny, this reminds me of my 6 month old boy, he pees every time I put him in the warm bath water. Sometimes the warm bath water on my hand makes me go too.

When we were kids, if you caught your buddy asleep, you could put his hand in a pitcher of warm water and he’d pee all over himself.