for pee'n outside. Why pee inside when you can pee outside? There are all kinds of benefits to pee'n outside, you don't waste water flushing, fee water for your foundation, give back to mother nature, fresh air, bond with your dog...

Dog kennel for me. It has a drain and a hose near.

Drinking already?

I generally get home and pee outside on one of the trees in the backyard, dog usually walks up and pees with me. I've been doing that with him since I brought him home last summer to help house train him. Wife left about a year and half ago so no one around to get mad about it anymore.......

Well it is Friday night. About to pour another, don't try and stop me!

For some reason, going from a balcony seems more satisfying.

That’s what we do in the country!!! Don’t like it, stay in your concrete jungle!

Some hunters carry a bottle up in the blind.

You sir.......... are a lucky man...........

Ever write you name in the snow?

This thread has serious potential

I have young teenage girls on one side and sometimes the grandkids visit the other side so I ain’t chancing it

Your past experiences in Europe are haunting you.

Yes, but I had to use shorthand.

LOL^^^ reminds me of the couple who had to speak in code so their little kid didn't know when they were talking about sex. They called it "doing the laundry". Wife got home one evening and said she was ready to "do the laundry!" Husband replied that's alright, it was a small load so I did it by hand

I am with ya brother, I pee in the backyard all of the time for the same reasons

FYI my wife does not give a chit, she just rolls with it

It should get some lurkers off of the bench. Literally.

No way, that’s how I determined how low I needed my windows in the blind.

and how high you gotta lift the blind off the ground... can't have it splashing back up on ya

What good is a yard if you can't take a leak in it?

When my son was young I would have him out in the woods helping me work. When he needed to go he would just let fly.....which he thought was a natural thing to do back in town on the school play ground. Yea, we got that call.

I don’t tell my wife when I p off the porch. We are in the country and I don’t care if she doesn’t like it.
I like going outside better than in.

For a guy the whole world is a bathroom. Glad I live in the country!