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Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: ducknbass] #8242174 04/19/21 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ducknbass
I met a girls grandparents one time. Grandpa pulls out a double hammer sxs shotgun and half heartily/joking attempted to threaten me. Backfired when I took it from him and started asking him about the gun. It was an heirloom he knew nothing about. He quickly put it up.



High School. Went to go pick up a date and of course she was running a little late and Dad and I were talking at the same time he 'just happened' to be cleaning his shotguns at the kitchen table.
I cut to the chase and reassembled his 1100 in a matter of seconds, locked the action open and handed him his gun. We were quietly laughing at each other when my date walked in the kitchen.
She and I only went on a few dates but over the next 10 or so years I would run into him a various Tom Thumbs I was working at and we would say hi. .

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I just remembered a story about my brother in HS.

He was dating a girl on and off along with a couple others. Not being a dirt bag and banging them just movie here dinner there etc. One girls mom corners my brother and gives him like a 50-100 bucks and says there is more where that came from if you get serious with my daughter. (Paraphrasing here) he takes the money walks over to the girl and says sorry I can't date a girl whose mom is bribing me. Leaves takes another young lady out with that money that night. roflmao

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Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: East] #8242241 04/19/21 04:07 PM
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The girls y’all dated had dads?


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Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: ducknbass] #8242260 04/19/21 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ducknbass
I just remembered a story about my brother in HS.

He was dating a girl on and off along with a couple others. Not being a dirt bag and banging them just movie here dinner there etc. One girls mom corners my brother and gives him like a 50-100 bucks and says there is more where that came from if you get serious with my daughter. (Paraphrasing here) he takes the money walks over to the girl and says sorry I can't date a girl whose mom is bribing me. Leaves takes another young lady out with that money that night. roflmao

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Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: East] #8242423 04/19/21 06:52 PM
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I've told this story before....

My wife and I hadn't been married very long, less than a year, when I get a call that my father in law needed help at the house. I was always looking for brownie points so I showed up as soon as I could. I was met with a handful of jacks of all sorts and was told that we were going to "level" the house. My brother in law and I spent the next 8 hours under his house. We crawled from one end to the other about a dozen times leveling this house. We had 2-way radios so we could communicate into the house. At some point my father in law came over the radio and said after this last spot we were done. MY quote was something to the effect of "its about GD time!" (I wasn't using a radio). Well, apparently he heard me through the floor and his response (over the radio) was, "I'll teach you to "F" around with my daughter." That was my AH HA moment. We've been married over 25 years and he hasn't run me off yet.


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The first time I went out with my wife, I picked her up at her office and we went out for dinner. She asked if I could just drop her off at home and she would leave her car overnight in the parking garage - she still lived at her parent's house. No problem - took her home and walked her inside. Her mom came out of the back and sat and talked to me for 10 minutes or so, while her dad, my future FIL, sat on the couch with his back to me, never turning away from the television. I remember leaving thinking what a tool he must be, to not even acknowledge someone who is starting to date his only daughter.

The next time I visited, he couldn't have been nicer. After, I asked my wife why he was such a jerk the first time, and so nice the second meeting. Learned that his normal routine was to fall asleep on the couch watching the tube until MIL roused him to head to bed after the news. He had no idea I had even been there that first night.


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Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: East] #8242514 04/19/21 08:29 PM
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Many stories....dads did not like me. If you had a daughter I was your nightmare.
That’s why I was “blessed” with twin daughters after settling down and getting married. I figure it was karma and payback x2....

Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: East] #8242518 04/19/21 08:32 PM
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Dads loved me or at least thought they did. Had no hair on my legs until about 18. Not much even then. I would always try to wear shorts when meeting parents for the 1st time.

Then I was blessed with three daughters.

Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: East] #8242535 04/19/21 08:48 PM
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Started dating my wife shortly after high school graduation. I'm surprised my FIL let me within a mile of his daughter since he was the barber in the small town we lived in and knew everything about everybody!!!


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Re: Crazy/Funny Girlfriend Dad Stories..... [Re: East] #8261220 05/09/21 09:13 PM
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