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Catholic Humor
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04/15/21 05:23 AM
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get ?' 'Four months holiday and five good leads...'
Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Catholic Humor
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04/15/21 10:22 AM
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Re: Catholic Humor
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04/15/21 01:08 PM
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Re: Catholic Humor
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04/15/21 02:09 PM
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LOL
I made wwwwaaaayyyyy too many catholic jokes as a kid/teen and young adult... and what do you know i'm married into and a converted catholic now i still tell my jokes, but my wife gets mad.
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Catholic Humor
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04/15/21 09:40 PM
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Re: Catholic Humor
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04/15/21 11:45 PM
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