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New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' #8234949 04/13/21 05:20 PM
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Due to the popularity of the 'Survivor' shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: 'Survivor - Texas-Style'


The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"

2. "Amnesty For Illegals"

3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted For Obama"

6. " George Strait can't sing"

7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"

8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"

10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"

11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"

12. "It's Bush's Fault"

13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…

14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins..

Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235088 04/13/21 07:11 PM
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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235244 04/13/21 09:57 PM
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They'd survive at least Dallas, austin, san antonio and houston.


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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235274 04/13/21 10:29 PM
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If they ran it through Deep East Texas, it would suddenly end there. And...nobody would be arrested. Actually, I do love that part about that part of the state, of which, I have made a lot of fun of. 'Guess you can never get away from any part of your roots. bolt


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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235365 04/13/21 11:39 PM
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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235442 04/14/21 12:36 AM
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Now that would be down right entertainment. They could parade that show through out the south, cept Georgia and Arizona. Then go to Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and the Dakotas too, But change the bumper stickers to Im from California and here to change your life, Oil Sux, and some of those other stupid things they think and say.


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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: Creekrunner] #8235451 04/14/21 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
If they ran it through Deep East Texas, it would suddenly end there. And...nobody would be arrested. Actually, I do love that part about that part of the state, of which, I have made a lot of fun of. 'Guess you can never get away from any part of your roots. bolt

rofl up


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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235646 04/14/21 10:33 AM
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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235764 04/14/21 12:55 PM
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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8235860 04/14/21 02:00 PM
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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8236294 04/14/21 07:32 PM
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I think I've seen that car running around Denton already.


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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: intohunting] #8248551 04/26/21 02:44 AM
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Grabbing the popcorn!

Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: Creekrunner] #8273077 05/22/21 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
If they ran it through Deep East Texas, it would suddenly end there. And...nobody would be arrested. Actually, I do love that part about that part of the state, of which, I have made a lot of fun of. 'Guess you can never get away from any part of your roots. bolt


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Re: New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style' [Re: flintknapper] #8274883 05/24/21 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by flintknapper
Originally Posted by Creekrunner
If they ran it through Deep East Texas, it would suddenly end there. And...nobody would be arrested. Actually, I do love that part about that part of the state, of which, I have made a lot of fun of. 'Guess you can never get away from any part of your roots. bolt


"He needed Killin'........." is still a valid defense in some areas behind the Pine Curtain. wink

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