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Rules you say?
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04/02/21 08:44 PM
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intohunting
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An older lady headed to the bank to make a withdrawal. She handed her bank card to a bank cashier and said, “I would like to withdraw $10." The cashier told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why… The cashier returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the cashier and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The cashier was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and told her, "You have $500,000 in your account and the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?"
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The cashier told her any amount up to $3,000.
“Well, please let me have $3,000 now.”
The cashier then angrily went back to the vault retrieved stacks of $20’s and $10’s and spent the next ten minutes counting out $3,000. “Is there anything else I can do for you today?”, the teller asked sternly.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and said , “yes, I’d like to deposit $2,990 into my account.”
The moral of this tale…
Don’t be difficult with old people, they've spent a lifetime learning the skills.
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/02/21 09:22 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/02/21 09:48 PM
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bill oxner
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I get my cash back at Walmart.
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/02/21 10:01 PM
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/02/21 11:57 PM
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cm250
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I don’t have any money, just like guns, so don’t have to worry about it.......
My Yote toys, Ruger 77 22-250 Foxpro 416B & numerous hand calls ************ God would never send Firefighters to Hell because we would put the fire out!
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/03/21 12:34 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/05/21 02:48 PM
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Mr. T.
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Re: Rules you say?
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04/06/21 03:20 AM
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