A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replied "just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow!........ That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"Good, she replied. .............Get your own {censored}ing blanket."
After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.
The End