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Caution Texting !
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04/01/21 01:38 AM
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man, feeling totally anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbor: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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Re: Caution Texting !
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04/01/21 02:03 AM
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04/01/21 02:53 AM
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04/01/21 03:55 AM
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04/01/21 05:52 AM
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04/01/21 12:03 PM
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04/01/21 01:46 PM
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04/01/21 03:30 PM
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04/01/21 06:23 PM
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