A grade school teacher in
Texas asked her students to use the word
'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my
granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
The teacher said, 'That was good, but
I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to Six Flags and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I
wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My Mom has a sweater with ten
buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten