Except for me, and a couple of you guys, it seems everybody has on fake eyelashes. Admittedly it’s mostly women and those folks that have decided lately that they are women. And, I’m sure the Montrose area of Houston has a lot of guys and pseudo-guys with the eyelashes. It’s not the well done subtle look of added eyelashes, but it’s more like bat wings on their faces that bugs me.

However, and I’m sure you understand and agree that hot young women can be forgiven the oversized eyelashes.

Rant over...

Being an eye surgeon who looks at those things under a microscope, you have no idea the nastiness that lies at the bases of those fake monstrosities. Nasty is an understatement.

Do you prefer more organic lashes??

Run what ya brung!!!

I can only imagine....

I hate fake eyelashes, but especially fake eye brows. Went to Whataburger this morning for a BOB, gal took my money, then looked at me. UGH, I jumped back in the seat a little.

I don't know what it is about especially Mexicana's that think they have to rip their eye browse off and paint them back on with a charpie!

HEY, CHICA! I won't say it, BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE [censored]!

Just be YOURSELF, and F erbody else if they don't like it. Stop doing that to your face!

Don't like fake. UGH, LOL.

Some of that stuff is permanently tattooed on. You do know that won’t come off easily, don’t you?

Had a Spanish teacher (older white lady) in grade 9 that shaved her eyebrows and used a pencil/marker to put them on everyday. She did fine with the right one, but the left one.... you NEVER knew what that thing was gonna look like. She would have a shocked look, a questioning look, kinda wavy thing going on, but it was never gonna match the other side.... much less look natural.

Had a client that wore fake lashes before I worked on her. When she got off the table, she left one of them on the face cradle. I don't judge, but um.... yeah, not a fan.

Hate them. One thing I always loved about my wife she never wore them or make up.

^^ditto. Well, not saying NO makeup, but very little. Ate out today and the gal waiting on us had on a bunch of stinky smelly perfume. Thats another thing I hate besides a buncha makeup and fake eyelashes. Their body, their choice, but I chose to go the other way.

From what I've seen it's only "certain" women of a certain ethnic background.


and yes, they're horrible.

Nahhhh. They ALL do it. Lashes, hair extensions, boobees. None do it for me. Like I said, run what ya brung and own yourself. That confidence is sexy by itself.

I hate fake looking women..... my wife tried to ask if she could get fake eye lashes, and I shut her down. I like natural looking women with just a little bit of makeup. I think women just try and out do each other. To the point in which they start looking like clowns.

I woke up next to one back in the day that if she would’ve been laying on my arm I know I would have gnawed it off like a coyote caught in a trap.
Didn’t take me long to get out of Dodge.

It's things like that that got me to learn how to drink and not get drunk.

they have to keep up with the kardashian bois.

Look for the chica with her head tilted to one side

Fake anything sucks, as far as I’m concerned. I want a woman. I don’t want silicone, powder, paint, metal, sharpie, fiberglass, nylon, or anything else she wasn’t born with.

She may taketh away, but she shall not addeth.

I found one of them once, SO Glad I was the one that found it............

Worst look ever

Tammy Faye

I agree Sir.

To find a good, natural woman that isn't a complete psychopath , especially one that is not opposed to the 2'nd Amendment/Hunting/Fishing/our way of life etc..... a woman that can handle a little bit of stress and stay faithful while her husband is gone working.

Well, that'd be an Angel.