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Bartering for ammo
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03/23/21 03:29 PM
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intohunting
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought about it for a minute and asked her, what kind of ammo you got? ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/userpics/2021/03/full-65064-287233-gas_pump.jpg)
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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#8211979
03/23/21 04:12 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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03/23/21 08:09 PM
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Mr. T.
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I like that one. 
Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co. Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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03/23/21 09:20 PM
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Biscuit
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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03/24/21 08:40 AM
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redhaze
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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#8212708
03/24/21 11:43 AM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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#8213265
03/24/21 07:17 PM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Bartering for ammo
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#8219808
03/30/21 01:38 PM
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Lazyjack
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Reminds of the Aggie joke where punch line is.... Good choice because her clothes would not fit you.
Last edited by Lazyjack; 03/30/21 01:38 PM.
If you can't bedazzle them with your intelligence, just baffle them with B.S.
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