texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
garey, SteveG, justin77, Tjh, Clint Mcmullen
72051 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,795
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,525
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 43,911
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics537,968
Posts9,731,183
Members87,051
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
King and Queen go fishing #8207498 03/19/21 09:54 AM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,458
R
redhaze Offline OP
Veteran Tracker
OP Offline
Veteran Tracker
R
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,458
The King wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.
The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the King and the Queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

The King replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So the King continued on his way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the King returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the King hired the donkey.

And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.

And thus, the symbol of the democrat party was born

The practice is unbroken to this day.

Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: redhaze] #8207560 03/19/21 12:22 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,416
bill oxner Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,416
barf


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


[Linked Image]




Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: redhaze] #8207590 03/19/21 12:49 PM
Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 14,203
H
Hudbone Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
H
Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 14,203
Just goes to show you any jackass can try to tell you what the weather is going to be

Last edited by Hudbone; 03/19/21 12:50 PM.
Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: redhaze] #8207712 03/19/21 02:27 PM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 7,787
M
Mr. T. Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
M
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 7,787
That is a true story!!!! bolt


Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co.
Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: Hudbone] #8207822 03/19/21 03:45 PM
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 19,271
B
Biscuit Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
B
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 19,271
Originally Posted by Hudbone
Just goes to show you any jackass can try to tell you what the weather is going to be


Haha true

Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: redhaze] #8210303 03/22/21 02:13 AM
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 110,795
dogcatcher Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 110,795
clap


Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________

[Linked Image]
Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: redhaze] #8210606 03/22/21 02:20 PM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 19,132
TCM3 Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 19,132
clap


Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
(R-TX)
Re: King and Queen go fishing [Re: redhaze] #8210987 03/22/21 08:22 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,067
O
Okiedog Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
O
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,067
banana


Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3