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Hunting buddies try to identify a dead body #8201746 03/13/21 08:50 PM
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Charlie died in a fire and was badly burned. The doctor needed someone to identify the body so he sent for his two best deer hunting buddies, Jed and Buck. These guys had hunted together forever.

Jed came in to identify the body and when the doctor pulled back the sheet:-

Jed said, “Wow his face is badly burnt.”

You better turn him over. The doc rolled him over and Jed said, “Nope they ain’t him.”

So the doctor brought in Buck to see if he could identify Charlie. When the sheet was pulled back Buck said “Wow his face is badly burnt. You better turn him over. The doctor rolled him over and Buck said “Nope that ain’t him.”

The doctor asked, “How can you tell?”

Well said Jed you see Charlie had two [censored]-holes

“What, two [censored]-holes?” Asked the doctor

“Yup, we never seen ‘em but everybody used to say, Here comes Charlie with those two [censored]-holes.”

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