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 A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/10/21 07:32 PM
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A guy walks into a TX redneck bar and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see some flamboyant Yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks, "You ain't from around here, are you?"
"No sir," the guy says, "I'm from North Dakota."
"North Dakota?" the bartender asks. "What the hell you do in North Dakota?"
"I'm a taxidermist," the guy replies.
"A taxidermist, what the hell is that?" the bartender asks.
The guy says nervously, "Um, I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay fellas, he's one of us!"
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/10/21 07:36 PM
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/10/21 10:08 PM
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bill oxner
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That my friends is why I am no longer a bar hop.
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/10/21 10:30 PM
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/10/21 11:03 PM
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 an East Texas bar
Last edited by TCM3; 03/10/21 11:03 PM.
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/11/21 12:28 AM
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an East Texas bar No, just a Houston one.
Last edited by Old Rabbit; 03/11/21 12:36 AM.
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/11/21 01:49 AM
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TCM3
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an East Texas bar No, just a Houston one. Sounds right 
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/11/21 02:38 AM
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an East Texas bar No, just a Houston one. Sounds right Austin
I believe in science and Iām an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/11/21 05:26 AM
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an East Texas bar No, just a Houston one. Sounds right Austin Denton is fitting too.
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Re: A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar
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03/11/21 10:01 AM
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