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A guy walks into a Texas redneck bar #8198569 03/10/21 07:32 PM
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A guy walks into a TX redneck bar and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see some flamboyant Yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks, "You ain't from around here, are you?"

"No sir," the guy says, "I'm from North Dakota."

"North Dakota?" the bartender asks. "What the hell you do in North Dakota?"

"I'm a taxidermist," the guy replies.

"A taxidermist, what the hell is that?" the bartender asks.

The guy says nervously, "Um, I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay fellas, he's one of us!"

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That my friends is why I am no longer a bar hop.


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an East Texas bar

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Originally Posted by TCM3
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an East Texas bar

No, just a Houston one.

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an East Texas bar

No, just a Houston one.

Sounds right up


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Originally Posted by TCM3
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an East Texas bar

No, just a Houston one.

Sounds right up

Austin


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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
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an East Texas bar

No, just a Houston one.

Sounds right up

Austin

Denton is fitting too.


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