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Only a farm kid would see it this way
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03/08/21 02:43 AM
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When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbors farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
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03/08/21 03:56 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Only a farm kid would see it this way
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03/08/21 12:04 PM
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I picked cotton. I plowed mules.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Only a farm kid would see it this way
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03/08/21 12:52 PM
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Re: Only a farm kid would see it this way
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03/08/21 01:45 PM
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Re: Only a farm kid would see it this way
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03/08/21 03:07 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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03/08/21 07:49 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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