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Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 10:16 AM
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redhaze
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You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture are the words: "Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."
Pretty grim situation, right? But let's revise things a bit. We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image and edit it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot.
Next, we rewrite the text: "Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroads. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 11:34 AM
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pdog2062
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You are ready for a position in government
Y,all hang on I'm gonna drive closer
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 01:46 PM
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 02:25 PM
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bill oxner
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Sounds as if he is a upstanding citizen.. I would have appealed.
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 03:34 PM
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Blank
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You need to go in business writing real estate ads!!
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 11:05 PM
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fishfree
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You need to go in business writing real estate ads!! what? give up a lucrative career... with the DNC??
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/20/21 11:23 PM
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You need to go in business writing real estate ads!! what? give up a lucrative career... with the DNC?? I believe you are speech writer for the DNC. Every thing you said was true. Sort of. Lol
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/21/21 12:41 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/21/21 01:15 AM
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/21/21 01:33 AM
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Michael W.
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I read that many years ago and its still just as funny. Thanks for posting.
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Putting the Spin on Spotty Cousins
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02/21/21 05:40 AM
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