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Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.)
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02/19/21 02:56 PM
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It's better to have a dog than a wife.
1.The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Want to test this theory? Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour, then open it and see who's happy to see you.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.)
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02/19/21 10:43 PM
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"Want to test this theory? Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour, then open it and see who's happy to see you." Pass.
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Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.)
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02/20/21 03:05 AM
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Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.)
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02/20/21 01:46 PM
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Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.)
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02/20/21 02:26 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.)
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02/21/21 12:46 PM
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That’s funny right there !
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