texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Shae, kyzim311, Ptm82379, Jigginman, Maybell2020
68086 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 105,708
bill oxner 79,109
stxranchman 57,289
SnakeWrangler 56,018
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Gravytrain 41,790
BMD 41,160
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics597,421
Posts11,218,552
Members83,086
Most Online19,184
Feb 5th, 2020
Print Thread
Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.) #8176259 02/19/21 02:56 PM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 2,693
B
BayouGuy Online Content OP
Veteran Tracker
OP Online Content
Veteran Tracker
B
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 2,693
It's better to have a dog than a wife.

1.The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Want to test this theory? Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour, then open it and see who's happy to see you.


If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.) [Re: BayouGuy] #8177053 02/19/21 10:43 PM
Joined: Aug 2017
Posts: 647
S
spacejunkie Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
S
Joined: Aug 2017
Posts: 647
"Want to test this theory? Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour, then open it and see who's happy to see you."

Pass. up

Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.) [Re: BayouGuy] #8177456 02/20/21 03:05 AM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,822
T
tex70 Online Content
Pro Tracker
Online Content
Pro Tracker
T
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,822
clap

Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.) [Re: BayouGuy] #8177738 02/20/21 01:46 PM
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 6,455
B
Biscuit Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
B
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 6,455
🤠

Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.) [Re: BayouGuy] #8177811 02/20/21 02:26 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 79,109
bill oxner Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 79,109
I am a dog lover.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


[Linked Image]




Re: Dogs vs. Wives (An oldie worth a re-run.) [Re: BayouGuy] #8178839 02/21/21 12:46 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 439
1
1955 Offline
Bird Dog
Offline
Bird Dog
1
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 439
That’s funny right there ! roflmao

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2019 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3