texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
jljones527, CountryTime, Jimbo42, 3rdCoastHunter, Sgt.Augie
69818 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,269
bill oxner 91,250
SnakeWrangler 63,167
stxranchman 59,718
Gravytrain 45,848
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
BMD 41,232
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics602,318
Posts11,229,655
Members84,818
Most Online19,184
Feb 5th, 2020
Print Thread
Too cold #8175343 02/18/21 09:23 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,250
bill oxner Offline OP
THF Celebrity
OP Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,250


Two ladies in their after life




1st woman: Hi! Wanda



2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!



1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?



2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


[Linked Image]




Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8175416 02/18/21 10:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 828
sleepyhunter Online Content
Tracker
Online Content
Tracker
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 828
eek2

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8175448 02/18/21 10:27 PM
Joined: Feb 2019
Posts: 936
P
Poppa Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
P
Joined: Feb 2019
Posts: 936
i like that one!

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8175518 02/18/21 11:14 PM
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 17,115
B
Biscuit Online Shocked
THF Celebrity
Online Shocked
THF Celebrity
B
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 17,115
Good one

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8175939 02/19/21 05:14 AM
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 14,043
Q
QuitShootinYoungBucks Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Q
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 14,043
clap


[Linked Image]

https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8176030 02/19/21 11:53 AM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,176
R
redhaze Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
R
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,176
clap

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8176075 02/19/21 12:46 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,689
D
deerhunter1956 Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
D
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,689
roflmao

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8176930 02/19/21 09:02 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 12,202
R
reeltexan Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
R
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 12,202

yikes


[Linked Image]

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry Truman
Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8177039 02/19/21 10:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 18,187
HuntingTexas Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 18,187
🥶


" In God We Trust "



Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8177054 02/19/21 10:43 PM
Joined: Aug 2017
Posts: 1,740
S
spacejunkie Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
S
Joined: Aug 2017
Posts: 1,740
roflmao

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8177312 02/20/21 01:31 AM
Joined: Feb 2021
Posts: 178
Txblklab Offline
Woodsman
Offline
Woodsman
Joined: Feb 2021
Posts: 178
clap

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8177462 02/20/21 03:10 AM
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 3,836
E
Erny Offline
Extreme Tracker
Offline
Extreme Tracker
E
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 3,836
Not bad

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8178342 02/20/21 11:01 PM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 392
R
Rglover Offline
Bird Dog
Offline
Bird Dog
R
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 392
Good one!!!

Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8178371 02/20/21 11:26 PM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 7,074
M
Mr. T. Online Content
THF Trophy Hunter
Online Content
THF Trophy Hunter
M
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 7,074
Very good.


Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co.
Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8178455 02/21/21 12:40 AM
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 110,269
dogcatcher Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 110,269
clap


Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________

[Linked Image]
Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8178541 02/21/21 01:34 AM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,491
M
Michael W. Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
M
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,491
roflmao



A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8178768 02/21/21 05:41 AM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 14,380
TCM3 Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 14,380
chicken


Texas First. Texas Forever
texas
Re: Too cold [Re: bill oxner] #8178846 02/21/21 12:58 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2,799
1
1955 Online Content
Veteran Tracker
Online Content
Veteran Tracker
1
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2,799
Cute!

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2022 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3