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Too cold
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02/18/21 09:23 PM
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bill oxner
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Two ladies in their after life
1st woman: Hi! Wanda
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Too cold
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02/18/21 11:14 PM
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Re: Too cold
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02/19/21 05:14 AM
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Re: Too cold
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02/19/21 11:53 AM
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Re: Too cold
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02/19/21 09:02 PM
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![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry Truman
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Re: Too cold
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02/19/21 10:33 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Too cold
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02/20/21 03:10 AM
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Re: Too cold
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02/20/21 11:26 PM
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Mr. T.
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Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co. Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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Re: Too cold
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02/21/21 12:40 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Too cold
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02/21/21 01:34 AM
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Too cold
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02/21/21 05:41 AM
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Texas First. Texas Forever
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Re: Too cold
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02/21/21 12:58 PM
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