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Dirty Words
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02/13/21 11:38 PM
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DannyB
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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother...it's just terrible. Words like DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK."
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Re: Dirty Words
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02/14/21 12:15 AM
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Re: Dirty Words
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02/14/21 12:33 AM
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Re: Dirty Words
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02/14/21 01:16 AM
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Re: Dirty Words
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02/14/21 11:51 AM
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Re: Dirty Words
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02/14/21 12:01 PM
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Re: Dirty Words
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02/17/21 04:13 AM
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