Prior to her trip to San Angelo, Texas, Carol a blonde from England, confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country;

1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have Texas beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

Then came the big question, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their wallets I changed my mind!'

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