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 New Negligee
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01/15/21 02:40 PM
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A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral is on Thursday at Noon. The coffin will be closed 
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 02:45 PM
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Just sent that to Spitfire.....anxiously awaiting her response..... 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 03:22 PM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 03:25 PM
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Still no response...... 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 03:35 PM
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Good one. Don't think I'll try it on the wife tho!!
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 05:21 PM
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Good one. Don't think I'll try it on the wife tho!! X2
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 05:36 PM
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Still no response.....may regret sending it when I get home tonight...
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 06:00 PM
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You should know better snake!!!!
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 06:06 PM
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Still no response.....may regret sending it when I get home tonight... You will never see it coming... 
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 07:59 PM
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Ask her how she can tell the front from the back.
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01/15/21 08:43 PM
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It was nice knowing you SnakeWrangler... 
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 09:28 PM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 10:08 PM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 10:16 PM
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Some people just don't figure it out before the trigger falls. 
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: New Negligee
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01/15/21 10:46 PM
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Ask her how she can tell the front from the back. I’m not suicidal just yet Cast....at this point I can still say I wiz just “sharing” a joke.... 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: New Negligee
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01/16/21 02:06 PM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/17/21 07:52 AM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/17/21 12:54 PM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/18/21 12:54 AM
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OP Dat was a goodin Just sent that to Spitfire.....anxiously awaiting her response..... You should know better snake!!!! When your wifes nickname is Spitfire one would think so  Still no response.....may regret sending it when I get home tonight... You will never see it coming... Yep
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Re: New Negligee
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01/19/21 09:08 PM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/20/21 02:40 AM
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Re: New Negligee
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01/22/21 04:54 PM
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I survived days off and made it back to work in one piece.....she never brought it up, and I didn't either.... 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: New Negligee
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01/28/21 10:17 PM
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NORML as can be
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