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New Negligee #8130272 01/15/21 02:40 PM
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A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral is on Thursday at Noon. The coffin will be closed
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Just sent that to Spitfire.....anxiously awaiting her response..... popcorn


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Still no response...... peep

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Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Good one. Don't think I'll try it on the wife tho!!

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Originally Posted by Blank
Good one. Don't think I'll try it on the wife tho!!

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Still no response.....may regret sending it when I get home tonight... rofl


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Still no response.....may regret sending it when I get home tonight... rofl



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Ask her how she can tell the front from the back.


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Originally Posted by Cast
Ask her how she can tell the front from the back.


I’m not suicidal just yet Cast....at this point I can still say I wiz just “sharing” a joke....
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Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Just sent that to Spitfire.....anxiously awaiting her response..... popcorn



Originally Posted by cm250
You should know better snake!!!!

When your wifes nickname is Spitfire one would think so nuts



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Still no response.....may regret sending it when I get home tonight... rofl

You will never see it coming... roflmao

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Originally Posted by MikeC
Anyone heard from Jes???


I survived days off and made it back to work in one piece.....she never brought it up, and I didn't either.... clap


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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