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Sayings #8073158 12/02/20 07:02 PM
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Re: Sayings [Re: bill oxner] #8073302 12/02/20 09:05 PM
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The secret to longevity "when you are young chase young women and when you are old chase young women" George Burns
Then they ask "George what about older women?" his answer was "There aren't any"


lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey

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