for the third time i have lived here(25 years this month) my well is done. I have to depend on my totes, and HAUL water!! So i know im not the worse off but this is again FUN. Sorry for the rant!!

1. So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire.
2. So dry the Baptists are sprinkling and Methodists are spitting
3. It’s so dry that the Catholics are giving rain checks.
4. So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Its 2020 Bro, what do you expect.

Record number of hurricanes. Flood and drought in the same counties, in the same year.

Dry as a popcorn fart

Dusting the catfish for ticks

good ones

Drier than a "Popcorn Poot"

I wonder how the increased water usage due to population increase in the area has affected the underground water table?

No doubt we need rain, i have always just wondered how the constant population influx can be sustainable.

So dry the cows give powdered milk.

So dry the rocks are wilting.

Awesome, that one's new to me.

STILL HAVEN’T EMPTIED THE RAIN GAUGE

Lol thats a good one.

So dry that the fireplugs are calling dogs.

I stopped to pee on the way back from the deer blind, and the bushes leaned toward me.

i hear in the Panhandle, it's so dry all that's left of last years snowman tis the skeleton...

That's BOB wire Bill.

Grandpa used to say "drier than a popcorn fart".

It's so dry that Beto O'Rourke has proposed a mandatory water gun buyback.

Lol