This is really just Thanksgiving / Turkey humor. No recipe here. I have had my hand up more turkey`s A$$ than I care to count, if you want to know the truth. Before we started getting cut up and packaged turkey part in , I had to order frozen turkey`s, thaw them out and cut them into parts during the holidays back in the late 80`s and 90`s. This is funny $hit............I don`t care who you are. Enjoy !

too funny! I remember the first "frozen" turkey that I smoked and I had no idea there was a giblet package stuffed down the neck cavity with the skin covering it. I smoked that sucker to perfection and was proud as I could be ... until I started carving it and found the plastic bag ... My in-laws got a good laugh out at my expense on that one.

Growing up, we had a slaughter house where we got all of our "store bought" meats that had fresh turkey coming into the holidays but the giblets were not shoved down the neck hole...

Neck hole is a new one for me.