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A Little Push
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11/02/20 11:10 PM
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A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening. Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!". After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!" His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!" Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
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Re: A Little Push
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11/02/20 11:50 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: A Little Push
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11/03/20 02:40 AM
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it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/cCQ183BT/image.png) Texas,Our Texas all hail The mighty state
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Re: A Little Push
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11/03/20 11:31 AM
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Re: A Little Push
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11/05/20 08:24 PM
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NORML as can be
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Re: A Little Push
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11/08/20 01:57 PM
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Re: A Little Push
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11/08/20 02:39 PM
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