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Old friends #8030625 10/30/20 08:29 PM
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,
they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and
said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long
time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought,
but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared
and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Re: Old friends [Re: bill oxner] #8030800 10/30/20 11:22 PM
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Another one.

SUPERSEX

A little old lady who had lost her way was running up and down the
halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her
nightgown and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in a
wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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