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Nun plays golf #8012901 10/16/20 09:54 PM
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A nun walks into the Mother Superior's off and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

"What troubles you Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."

"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."

"I seem toSo recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So, I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"

"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I took the Lord's name in vain today!"

"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me about it!"

"Well, we were on the 5th tee and this hole is a monster Mother - 540 part par 5, with a nasty dog leg right, a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. The sweetest swing I've ever made. Ant it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted....and it hit a bird in mid-flight."

"Oh my!" commiserated theMother Superior. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"

"No, that wasn't it," admitted the Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods , grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!"

"Oh, that would made me blaspheme!" sympathized the Mother Superior.

"But I didn't, Mother!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"

"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother Superior with a knowing smile.

"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling and the hawk dropped him right there on the green and the ball rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

The Mother Superior sat back in her chair folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said, "You missed the eff---- putt, didn't you?"

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