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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Guy] #8004473 10/09/20 11:21 PM
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I worked at a ladies club in the early 80's at Lovers Lane & Greenville in Dallas, near the SMU campus. Boy, could I tell you some wild stories..... but I won't. No one would believe it.

Women can be worse than dogs when they're in heat.

So you danced at 'La' bare?


Yes, I did.

Don't let anyone tell you attractive women aren't as bad as men when it comes to sex. They are, and worse.

Ok aerangis, lets hear your top story!
popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn


I'd get banned.

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Ohhhhhhhh no. Now you HAVE to!


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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: aerangis] #8004482 10/09/20 11:25 PM
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Yep. I’ve seen this, as well. Enough swiping left or right, and you’ve got your booty call. It’s like hunting a 20 acre high fenced place. Takes all the fun out of it.


Speak for yourself grin

Nothing like a fit, good looking man giving a pretty (hungry) girl something she's never seen before. Except perhaps in a movie.

Leave'm well fed, they'll know where to satisfy their appetite.


I wish I could, but I don’t think I fit the description to find out. roflmao

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: aerangis] #8004483 10/09/20 11:26 PM
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I'd get banned.


I know people..


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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: aerangis] #8004484 10/09/20 11:27 PM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Stub] #8004485 10/09/20 11:27 PM
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Skinners unibrow story is sooooooooo much better in person and a few adult beverages...

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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Bullfrog] #8004486 10/09/20 11:28 PM
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Ohhhhhhhh no. Now you HAVE to!


No, he really can’t. You have the power to find out, but it certainly won’t be on the open forum. He wasn’t kidding.

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Guy] #8004487 10/09/20 11:29 PM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.


I bet they would! There’s really no PC way to tell it.

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Sneaky] #8004488 10/09/20 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky
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Yep. I’ve seen this, as well. Enough swiping left or right, and you’ve got your booty call. It’s like hunting a 20 acre high fenced place. Takes all the fun out of it.


Speak for yourself grin

Nothing like a fit, good looking man giving a pretty (hungry) girl something she's never seen before. Except perhaps in a movie.

Leave'm well fed, they'll know where to satisfy their appetite.


I wish I could, but I don’t think I fit the description to find out. roflmao


bro,I damn near spit a bite of my supper on the table when I read that!

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Payne] #8004492 10/09/20 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Payne
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I'd get banned.


I know people..

See, you already got a mulligan!

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Sneaky] #8004494 10/09/20 11:33 PM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.


I bet they would! There’s really no PC way to tell it.


Psssssst! Heeeeeeey. C’mere! Tell me. I won’t tell anybody! I swear bolt


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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Guy] #8004496 10/09/20 11:34 PM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.


I've been whacked twice in the past year, last time for a month. I promised I'd be good grin

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: aerangis] #8004497 10/09/20 11:36 PM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.


I've been whacked twice in the past year, last time for a month. I promised I'd be good grin


No No No. we wanna hear what lead up to all that! roflmao


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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Stub] #8004498 10/09/20 11:37 PM
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You can pm me and I'll tell you if it can be cleaned up


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Originally Posted by Bullfrog
Helicopter Helicopter! roflmao roflmao roflmao



Man! Who would have thought aerswangus was a male dancer!!
clap pretty sure there’s a few on here that would love to see that show. rofl

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Oh Tinder. Mixed with alcohol, it fueled some of my worst choices of the past decade. I wouldn't trade them for the world.

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You can pm me and I'll tell you if it can be cleaned up



He should probably delete the dear penthouse opening though

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Oh Tinder. Mixed with alcohol, it fueled some of my worst choices of the past decade. I wouldn't trade them for the world.


Roger that. Just imagine, if you would, traveling to a place like Singapore and getting on Tinder....endless possibilities.

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Oh Tinder. Mixed with alcohol, it fueled some of my worst choices of the past decade. I wouldn't trade them for the world.


Roger that. Just imagine, if you would, traveling to a place like Singapore and getting on Tinder....endless possibilities.

LBFM bolt


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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Re: Dating Sites. [Re: aerangis] #8004523 10/09/20 11:54 PM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.


I've been whacked twice in the past year, last time for a month. I promised I'd be good grin

Ok, so I just read Wall of Shame, and you are a trouble maker, so I see what you are saying.. grin

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Oh Tinder. Mixed with alcohol, it fueled some of my worst choices of the past decade. I wouldn't trade them for the world.


Roger that. Just imagine, if you would, traveling to a place like Singapore and getting on Tinder....endless possibilities.

LBFM bolt



grin everday

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I have five beer joints within 20 miles of me and all get a 5 review from me. Don’t need no dating site to find my own sows.

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He should probably delete the dear penthouse opening though


Seriously, Penthouse wouldn’t print this $&@#.

Re: Dating Sites. [Re: Bullfrog] #8004535 10/10/20 12:24 AM
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Common aerangis, there is an art to this, you can do it. The mods won't send you to ban camp first offense.


I bet they would! There’s really no PC way to tell it.


Psssssst! Heeeeeeey. C’mere! Tell me. I won’t tell anybody! I swear bolt


Frogface, you may be too innocent for a story like that. I won’t be the one to wreck your innocence. Hit up the source, if you think you can handle it. You’ve been warned.

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HA!!! I just never got paid to swang mine

Shakes hips (slap slap slap) roflmao


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