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Re: How would you like to die [Re: bigbob_ftw] #7998223 10/04/20 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
During sex.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?

Re: How would you like to die [Re: Hudbone] #7998288 10/05/20 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Hudbone
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During sex.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?


In my case yes. I'll never realize my dream.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7998344 10/05/20 12:53 AM
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In my sleep. When I am 85




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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7998520 10/05/20 02:56 AM
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Like my dad nit my mom or grandad. Blood clot broke loose. Painless and quick.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7998634 10/05/20 11:03 AM
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with everything in order

Re: How would you like to die [Re: bill oxner] #7998645 10/05/20 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Shot by a jealous husband.





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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7998667 10/05/20 12:09 PM
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I wanna die in my sleep like grandpa...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7998740 10/05/20 01:36 PM
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One of my best friend's father, who was like a 2nd father to me always said he wanted to die of a massive heart attack, at his ranch, with his boots on. That's exactly how he died. I'm sure he would have preferred it not happen in front of his grandkids, or me and my buddy having to do CPR on him but the doctor in Abilene said the heart attack was so bad he was gone before he hit the floor.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: QMC SW/EXW] #7998748 10/05/20 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by QMC SW/EXW
I came into the world naked and screaming. I want to go out the same way......


We have a winner!

Re: How would you like to die [Re: Hooker] #7998764 10/05/20 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Hooker
Yep, just reading a good book, turning the lights out and going to sleep

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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7998880 10/05/20 03:45 PM
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I'd like to die gutting a 190" buck.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: snake oil] #7999611 10/06/20 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by snake oil
I'd like to die gutting a 190" buck.

Not me. I quit field dressing deer a long time ago.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7999621 10/06/20 12:25 AM
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I hope it is after I meet at least one great grandchild.

I married early and had kids late.

My wife is going to kill me, so I hope she does not kill the lady who she finds me with.

Re: How would you like to die [Re: texasag93] #7999641 10/06/20 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by texasag93
I hope it is after I meet at least one great grandchild.

I married early and had kids late.

My wife is going to kill me, so I hope she does not kill the lady who she finds me with.

That last line is greatness.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7999642 10/06/20 12:39 AM
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I'm not giving y'all ideas on how to kill me...figure it out on your own.

Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7999647 10/06/20 12:42 AM
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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #8000318 10/06/20 05:37 PM
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Underneath a super model after a multi hour “escapade”.

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Originally Posted by Davis300
Underneath a super model after a multi hour “escapade”.


word!

Re: How would you like to die [Re: Hudbone] #8000447 10/06/20 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Hudbone
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During sex.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?



That's got to be the most embarrassing way to die, ever. Rubbing one out and dropping dead, imagine your family finding you like that. How do you explain that to the kids/Grandkids when they ask how you died?

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Re: How would you like to die [Re: skinnerback] #8000539 10/06/20 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by skinnerback
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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
During sex.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?



That's got to be the most embarrassing way to die, ever. Rubbing one out and dropping dead, imagine your family finding you like that. How do you explain that to the kids/Grandkids when they ask how you died?


That's why I can no longer watch a Kung Fu rerun.

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Originally Posted by skinnerback
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During sex.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?



That's got to be the most embarrassing way to die, ever. Rubbing one out and dropping dead, imagine your family finding you like that. How do you explain that to the kids/Grandkids when they ask how you died?


Well the good news is you wouldn't be around to have to explain.

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Originally Posted by jetdad
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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
During sex.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?



That's got to be the most embarrassing way to die, ever. Rubbing one out and dropping dead, imagine your family finding you like that. How do you explain that to the kids/Grandkids when they ask how you died?


Well the good news is you wouldn't be around to have to explain.


Yeah, but most people want to leave behind some sort of legacy, and that dang sure ain’t it.

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