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 Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Western]
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10/02/20 11:44 PM
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Smothered to death ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/userpics/2020/10/full-33622-255427-120236543_2747939665526516_5988548596475875293_n.jpg) Homer has thought this through...  Hump Day worthy pic!
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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10/03/20 12:03 AM
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Western
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Homer Jay and Western, that made me giggle  I can be bought, you want full 5 gun salute and me screaming to be buried with you? Or just screaming to be buried with you. If you book in the next 10 mins it 50% discount.... this offer won’t last long You mean she is not a nurse!
If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving is not for you..
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Roll-Tide]
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10/03/20 12:04 AM
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First time it was almost 4 minutes, while knocked out on lots of drugs in ICU. Next time like was said earlier go to sleep in my own bed and not wake up but have a big smile on my face.
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 12:05 AM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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I don't care as long as it's painless and family doesn't have to watch.... Roll me up and smoke me when i die, May I Rest In Peace
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Superduty]
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10/03/20 12:18 AM
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glens
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Smothered to death Homer has thought this through... It won't be her...she is overseas. Well if here in the States that would cover 2 time zones.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Bullfrog]
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10/03/20 12:21 AM
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It’ll never happen but I wanna die with the peaceful feeling of readiness, like I had a full life and did everything I wanted to do here on this God forsaken planet before meeting my maker. Painful, painless, I don’t care. I just want one of you knuckleheads draped over my casket, screaming “WHYYYYY” Who’s it gonna be? Who’s comin’ with me? What’s in it for me?
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Superduty]
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10/03/20 12:22 AM
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Sneaky
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Smothered to death Homer has thought this through... It won't be her...she is overseas. Yeah, overseas! That’s why it won’t be her...
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 12:23 AM
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Vera Dijkmans was hot a few years ago. Today if she had to haul azz, it would take her two trips.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 12:32 AM
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It don't much matter to me. I'm secure in my salvation. Ten seconds later and I'll be having toast and grilled fish on the beach at sunrise with Jesus.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: ntxtrapper]
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10/03/20 12:43 AM
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Sneaky
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Vera Dijkmans was hot a few years ago. Today if she had to haul azz, it would take her two trips. Yeah, that’s what makes her so attractive. She can’t get away.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 12:47 AM
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StephenB
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In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's ...
never mind.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Sneaky]
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10/03/20 12:52 AM
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Grizz
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Smothered to death Homer has thought this through... It won't be her...she is overseas. Yeah, overseas! That’s why it won’t be her...
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 12:55 AM
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Squashed by a big ol asteroid about the size of a football field on a beautiful spring Sunday morning while crappie fishing & drinking coffee.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:00 AM
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Put me down for one of the trips. 
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Rustler]
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10/03/20 01:05 AM
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Squashed by a big ol asteroid about the size of a football field on a beautiful spring Sunday morning while crappie fishing & drinking coffee.
Now, this man has thought this through. I like that.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:05 AM
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Dadgum! I want legitimate painful screaming at the loss of ol Bullfrog. Bobo, just do me a favor and drive by every once and a while. She’ll be fine. It’s my peppers I’m worried about
![[Linked Image]](https://krdesignsco.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/pig.gif) Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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10/03/20 01:09 AM
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Bullfrog
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Homer Jay and Western, that made me giggle I can be bought, you want full 5 gun salute and me screaming to be buried with you? Or just screaming to be buried with you. If you book in the next 10 mins it 50% discount.... this offer won’t last long Lmao. That is funny though. How about you fight with someone else over who it’s gonna be? That’ll be much better! Really get into the character. Say you and Txhunter. I’d pay to see that
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Rustler]
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10/03/20 01:09 AM
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Squashed by a big ol asteroid about the size of a football field on a beautiful spring Sunday morning while crappie fishing & drinking coffee.
Easy killer! If it's the size of a football field it's going to get us all. 
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:13 AM
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Grizz]
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10/03/20 01:18 AM
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Bullfrog
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Squashed by a big ol asteroid about the size of a football field on a beautiful spring Sunday morning while crappie fishing & drinking coffee.
Easy killer! If it's the size of a football field it's going to get us all. Watch out for this Rustler feller
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:23 AM
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: Bullfrog]
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10/03/20 01:34 AM
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Rustler
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Squashed by a big ol asteroid about the size of a football field on a beautiful spring Sunday morning while crappie fishing & drinking coffee.
Easy killer! If it's the size of a football field it's going to get us all. Watch out for this Rustler feller I didn’t want to sound selfish, room for everybody. If it helps, I’ll supply the coffee and bring donuts or real kolaches not them pig ina blanket deals. BYO fishing poles & bait.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:35 AM
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:38 AM
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Sneaky
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Gettin’ mushed by a space rock would be pretty cool.
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Re: How would you like to die
[Re: fadetoblack64]
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10/03/20 01:41 AM
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