Part of it has to do with liability. They are covering their butts in addition to getting paid for an office visit.

You can't make this stuff up. Unavailable called me at 5:19. I wonder if she would have made herself available if I. Had taken one of those sex drugs?

Her name is Rosy Palm and she has 5 sisters.

It’s the office visit.

Try it and see Bill.

Bill, were you serious about the “hippopotamus oath”? I assumed that you were jokingly calling it that, since doctors don’t take a hippopotamus oath. Nor do politicos take a Hypocritical oath, though maybe they should.

I thought everyone knew about Pornhub.

My bad...

They play these same games with my sons insulin.. been 5 days now since he called in the Rx and nothing. He went and did his visit too. I guess they think Type 1 diabetics can just wait and hope for the best.

During a virtual physical, when you whip out your tee tee to show the doctor. Does that go up on the big screen for everyone in the office to see!!!

I cheated. I still had my morning coffee.

Hoping for a little warm up. I never wear underwear when I go to the doctor.

We do virtual visits and give the patient a lab slip. Patient then goes to the lab, we get the results the next day. Call in the Rx depending on what the lab results are.

30-45 minutes of time of our employees (not just providers) to get this done.

20 minutes is only to get the Rx done with no visit. Zero payment.

We get paid by insurance between $32 and $48 with the visit.

We were open full time during the March and April. We called in refills without requiring a visit for a month. We then called in another month as long as the patient scheduled and appointment within the next month.

I just did a virtual visit with my allergy specialist. He asked if the meds were still working, asked if I had any complaints or wanted to change anything, then gave me another year of scripts. Exactly like we do in person every year. I think it makes a lot more sense for some specialties than others.

Lmao. Ox doin’ a little free ballin’ at the doc today.

Nailed it. Not just wow, but double wow. First there was this beautiful woman in the waiting room. Her name was Joyce. She had a pony tail and was wearing gym clothes. She was headed to her workout. She had just moved here from Chicago.

The PA had her hair up in a bun. She started out calling me Mr Bill. I replied calling her Ms Abby. That put a big smile on her face. She has beautiful teeth. She lives in Weston Lakes only seven minutes away.

It's like reading an erotic novel

Maybe a little suggestive.

Nobody can say you don’t pay attention to the details, that’s for sure!

Nailed it. Abby Gave me her phone number..

I called that number and some dude answered, he wasn't happy.

Probably her assistant because he had to work through lunch.

Abby said come back and see me. I replied over lunch. We were at lunch.

Sounds like you just might need them sex drugs Bill

Can Abby operate the gator?

Ox you be the commando !!!!!!!

This has been a helpful, funny read after a stressful day.