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Pick one #7991380 09/28/20 11:59 PM
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1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ya.
5. Onced and Twiced are words. If you live in Asheville, you-ens and us-ens are words too.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow, eat and like okra.
9. Fixingto is one word. It means I'm going to do something.
10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
19. You only own six spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco, ketchup and salsa (green and/or red).
20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip
21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name) or Mr (first name)
22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
23. You know what a hissy fit is..
24. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
26. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.
AND one more:
27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done!

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Re: Pick one [Re: bill oxner] #7991413 09/29/20 12:33 AM
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Breakfast, lunch and supper here.
To me you have thanksgiving or christmas dinner that's usually eaten in the afternoon.

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Re: Pick one [Re: bill oxner] #7993367 09/30/20 01:41 PM
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#1 and #27, in honor of your virtue signaller bill.

A man telling the truth does not mind being questioned, a liar does not like being challenged.
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