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Re: Re: Funny picture thread [Re: aerangis] #7990642 09/28/20 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Opossum
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Its my understanding that you beat your wife up this morning. You got up at 6:00 and she didn't get up until 7:00. banana


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Mr. Oxner ,
I do not know you or your " style " of communicating on this forum but to refer to me as a wife beater. I find offensive. If that is your true meaning for your statement then I suggest you get help . i do not nor will I raise my hand to a woman as I have respect for the female of our species in what they do to raise and mother our children. If this is a simple joke then I will simply laugh it off as a misunderstood statement .

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Yep, chill & laugh. May not have been the best attempt at humor with that "paly on words", but pretty certain that's what it was.

Re: Re: Funny picture thread [Re: Hudbone] #7991009 09/28/20 06:23 PM
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Understood on your statement Hudbone. Your correct I do find alot of simple innuendos are stated and written in here and we all must maintain a fair amount of thicker skin when replying on here or discussing items of interest. Yes I may have misunderstood his statement but I do not misunderstand it is no laughing matter on woman abuse !

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Re: Re: Funny picture thread [Re: HuntingTexas] #7991188 09/28/20 09:09 PM
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Re: Re: Funny picture thread [Re: Opossum] #7991212 09/28/20 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Opossum
Mr. Oxner ,
I do not know you or your " style " of communicating on this forum but to refer to me as a wife beater. I find offensive. If that is your true meaning for your statement then I suggest you get help . i do not nor will I raise my hand to a woman as I have respect for the female of our species in what they do to raise and mother our children. If this is a simple joke then I will simply laugh it off as a misunderstood statement .

I sincerely apologize. It was an old Highschool joke. Please forgive me. It won't happen again. Bill


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Re: Re: Funny picture thread [Re: HuntingTexas] #7991250 09/28/20 10:12 PM
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Bill Oxner,
You should not have to apologize for your above post, after all this forum is tall tales and yarns, meaning everything in here is a joke. And as sometimes your posts are a feeble attempt at humor, 2 things come to mind.
1. Of the 67,119 members, I'm betting you did not offend 67,118 of us. You, like the other 67,117 of us, don't have to virtue signal our dislike for the physical and emotional abuse of the fairer sex. In our upbringing, it was taught to us by a strong father figure who not only preached said virtue, but lived it.
And 2. When you've been a member for 5 minutes and are trying to run your post count up, please don't at the expense of a THF icon like Bill Oxner. Opossum, please look inward and see if you are worthy of reading the words of wisdom from our curmudgeon and prognosticator.
Perhaps we should approach the moderators about starting a forum entitled to Butt Hurt Liberals and SJWs, the first thread could be virtue signalling.

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I would not have apologized, and I offend way less people than Oxner does on a daily basis.

Re: Re: Funny picture thread [Re: HuntingTexas] #7991269 09/28/20 10:31 PM
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Simple old joke that got misunderstood. No real reason to apologize. And anyways, his apology could perhaps be "tongue-in-cheek".

But "icon"? Come on. Now he'll have to increase the width of that poorly refinished front door to get his head through it.


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Originally Posted by VigoPark
Bill Oxner,
You should not have to apologize for your above post, after all this forum is tall tales and yarns, meaning everything in here is a joke. And as sometimes your posts are a feeble attempt at humor, 2 things come to mind.
1. Of the 67,119 members, I'm betting you did not offend 67,118 of us. You, like the other 67,117 of us, don't have to virtue signal our dislike for the physical and emotional abuse of the fairer sex. In our upbringing, it was taught to us by a strong father figure who not only preached said virtue, but lived it.
And 2. When you've been a member for 5 minutes and are trying to run your post count up, please don't at the expense of a THF icon like Bill Oxner. Opossum, please look inward and see if you are worthy of reading the words of wisdom from our curmudgeon and prognosticator.
Perhaps we should approach the moderators about starting a forum entitled to Butt Hurt Liberals and SJWs, the first thread could be virtue signalling.

Paul







I'll second that, this a a joke/humor forum take the whining someplace else.

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I didn't think about the head thing, he may have to live in the garage for awhile. Hopefully he wasn't in the house and now can't leave.


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I've had the same joke told on me several times along with this one.

"Bill really runs thins around his his house including the vacuum cleaner, the dish washer, and wet mop.

I was walking by his house and he was giving his wife what-for. He said, if I want to go quail, on our anniversary, I'll go quail hunting on our anniversary, if i want to go to strip clubs with my friends, ill go to strip clubs with my friends, and if I want to come out from under this bet, I'll come out from under this bed"

I put it in the category new threads asking what gun or lawn mower should get their wife for Christmas.

I truly apologize, having said all that. Bill


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Watch out, this may be misconstrued as child abuse by a virtue signaller.
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Originally Posted by Opossum
Mr. Oxner ,
I do not know you or your " style " of communicating on this forum but to refer to me as a wife beater. I find offensive. If that is your true meaning for your statement then I suggest you get help . i do not nor will I raise my hand to a woman as I have respect for the female of our species in what they do to raise and mother our children. If this is a simple joke then I will simply laugh it off as a misunderstood statement .


Lighten up Francis.


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Originally Posted by Opossum
Mr. Oxner ,
I do not know you or your " style " of communicating on this forum but to refer to me as a wife beater. I find offensive. If that is your true meaning for your statement then I suggest you get help . i do not nor will I raise my hand to a woman as I have respect for the female of our species in what they do to raise and mother our children. If this is a simple joke then I will simply laugh it off as a misunderstood statement .


Lighten up Francis.

Could you imagine what he would say if he had access to the "BUNKER".

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Y'all can laugh, call me out, whatever you wanna do. I'm tellin' you, straight up, I am the master in my house.


And I have my wife's permission to say so!

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Hey Duke, how do one go about getting permission? Asking for a friend.


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