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The Women's Seminar
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09/22/20 04:49 PM
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pertnear
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I'm not sure if this is a true story or not. Sounds about right though. But you decide.
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women were then instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way? - 1 Who the hell is this?
- 2 Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
- 3 Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?
- 4 What now? Did you crash the car again?
- 5 I don't understand what you mean?
- 6 What the heck did you do now?
- 7 Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
- 8 Am I dreaming?
- 9 If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
- 10 I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
- 11 Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
- 12 You broke something? Right?
The only mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. – Al McGuire
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Re: The Women's Seminar
[Re: pertnear]
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09/22/20 05:14 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: The Women's Seminar
[Re: pertnear]
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09/22/20 08:33 PM
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Hudbone
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Re: The Women's Seminar
[Re: bill oxner]
#7984399
09/22/20 09:09 PM
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Posts: 91,416
bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: The Women's Seminar
[Re: pertnear]
#7984827
09/23/20 02:35 AM
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Cajun Raider
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9 out of 12 apply to me 
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The Women's Seminar
[Re: pertnear]
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09/23/20 09:22 AM
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redhaze
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Re: The Women's Seminar
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09/25/20 08:07 PM
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redchevy
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As long as 11 agrees to cook and clean im good with it.
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: The Women's Seminar
[Re: pertnear]
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09/27/20 12:30 AM
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MikeC
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When I get one that says "How much do you love me?" I know it's going to be expensive!!!
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Re: The Women's Seminar
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#7989727
09/27/20 01:35 PM
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Biscuit
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