The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas reported finding a man’s body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.

The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Fredericksburg. When he was found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10-inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2-inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.

The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

See? Police really do care.

This is a re-run from weeks ago, nothing new here.

My bad. I somehow missed it. Thanks for the heads up.

Worth repeating