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Government Spending #7950885 08/26/20 07:07 PM
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

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Re: Government Spending [Re: Jamoke] #7951030 08/26/20 08:52 PM
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It is not near as funny when it is true.

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Originally Posted by Ders26
It is not near as funny when it is true.


Not one damn bit funny because it’s true way too much....


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Re: Government Spending [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7951611 08/27/20 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Originally Posted by Ders26
It is not near as funny when it is true.


Not one damn bit funny because it’s true way too much....


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