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Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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08/25/20 01:15 AM
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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000.’, the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account!’
''I know,' said the old man…'but let me tell you about my weekend.’
Not All Seniors Are Senile...
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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08/25/20 01:47 AM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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08/25/20 03:21 AM
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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08/25/20 02:05 PM
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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08/25/20 02:42 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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08/25/20 06:50 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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08/25/20 10:33 PM
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Gossip dies when it hits a wise person’s ears. Rumor and lies are created by haters, spread by fools, and unfortunately believed by the naïve!
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08/27/20 02:24 PM
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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09/07/20 07:45 AM
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09/07/20 02:46 PM
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09/09/20 06:50 PM
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Good one. Bill, you have to try this one man. 
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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09/09/20 08:14 PM
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