A game warden was driving down the road the he came upon a Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

Little Johnny replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The Little Johnny looks down and said, "Well lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg, if you break his wing, i'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"

Little Johnny said, "I guess i'll kick his a$$ and let him go!"

Hey Red,
Did spell check change that for you?
Should be KISS HIS _SS

Heavy is right. Still good joke though.