Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?


Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?


How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?


If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?


If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?


How do you get off a non-stop Flight?


Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?


Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?


Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?


Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?


How come Noses run and Feet smell?


Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one


Did you know that if you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them?


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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